Are you constantly creating lists, only to end up saying that you’ll tackle it later? (But I’m sure that, as do all of you that you don’t. You’re caught!)
You’re welcome, I’ve got your first card ready to cross off your list: purchase some funny rude birthday cards. Check!
What is the reason I’m required to make a payment, you might ask? I’ll give you plenty of reasons! Motives that will knock you off your feet! This will surprise you! Motives that will make you think where Obscenity Cards were all your life! (It’s OK it’s here!)
Here are 5 great reasons to send out funny greeting cards right now:
1. It’s a Pandemic!
As there are lots of restrictions currently in place, and another lockdown on the horizon, heading to the mailbox and receiving the mail could be the most thrilling part in the morning. When you look at bill after junk bill, after letter, imagine how thrilled your loved ones would be when they saw a special photograph card on top of their pile of bills! (They’d throw the bills in the trash, that’s the way it is!)
2. It makes them happy!
Imagine that your loved one was having the most miserable day of their life they spilled their coffee on the shirt that they had put up for hours ironing, they didn’t remember to bring their presentation home And to top it off, they fell into the puddle, and it appears that they peed on themselves. Imagine what it means to them to receive a thank-you card from you! (It will make their horrible day, no good, very awful day the best day ever, and that’s exactly the way!)
3. It demonstrates to them that you Haven’t Lost Touch With They!
With everything happening all over the world everybody is experiencing some form of anxiety or stress over something. There’s no time to contact, text or DM each person we love. If you have five minutes, put your feet up in a comfortable position, take an elegant ballpoint pen and compose a note to say hi. Are their hearts going to grow three times the size when they receive the note? Absolutely! It’s a guarantee.
(Though it is not a warranty …)
4. Laughter is the best medicine!
Have you ever caught the flu and felt miserable? You couldn’t bear to leave your home or even to sulk over the idea of being sick? It’s likely that you did not laugh! (Gosh we’re sorry for you). …) You’re not alone!) Send out a hilarious photo card to someone who isn’t in good health and their mood will be lifted when the card pops out of the envelope!
5. It Aids in Procrastination!
If this isn’t a good reason to write a congratulatory card to someone simply because it’s a holiday, then we don’t really know what else is! Do you have a term paper or a research piece of paper? Do you need to take care of your home? A recipe for anchovy that isn’t good? casserole your grandmother would like you to make from the past five hundred years? Put it off by settling at your table with your brand-new cards, and then send one to every person you care about! (You can wash your toilet today.)
Send a few humor-themed greeting cards today and share some fun!
